Thursday, June 29, 2006

Blonde of the day~*

Well, we are might aware how the blondes are said to be the less smart ones. Is that true? Dumb with beauty? Can't think of it now, but I do enjoy some of the jokes about them. Just to have my laugh… no hard feelings, blondes! Its just a piece of joke..

Well hidden blonde
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake IDs cause they were underage. So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops. The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave. So they go out the back door and they see this barn. They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor. See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack. Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around. They go into the barn and look everywhere. One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks". So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself. He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks. Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "!"

You've Got Mail
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Blonde Paints the Kitchen
There was a Blonde and her husband. One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She's determined to prove to her husband that blondes arn't dumb, by painting the kitchen. When her husband gets home he says to his wife "Honey why do you have 3 coats on?" The blonde says, "Well the directions on the paint said to use three coats for best results."

The Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on... She replied, "I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers!!"

The Blonde Buys a TV
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How the hell do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave.”

Don't Cheat On A Blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut're next!"

The Firing Squad
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde get captured and are placed before a firing squad. They are about to be executed and the brunette says "Look...Hurricane" and points to her left while she gets away. The redhead girl says "Look...Tornado", points and gets away. Finally the blonde tries to do the same thing she says "FIRE"

Hahaha.. enjoy your laugh. As some people say, laughter is the best medicine~*